Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
Wow, what a butthole.Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via nessainky)
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers